Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Key Words


Hi everyone,

In light of the NSA scandal, I am keyword stuffing today. Some words are meant to attract attention, some words are topics I have been reading or writing about in the past month, some words are added as misleading distractions, and some are just for fun.  If parenthetical expressions are involved, it probably means that I had to look it up – enjoy trying to figure me out! 

ACLU
Aestival (what today feels like)
Arctophily (study of teddy bears)
Areobiology
Blogger's rights
Bombic (of, like or pertaining to silkworms)
Carboniferous
Chick-fil-A
Coal
Connubial
Constutional
Coulombs
Crepuscular
Dactyliology of Middle Earth
Empleomania (mania for holding public office)
Euthanize
Famicide (one who destroys another's reputation; slanderer)
French whore
Gospel
Guns, poptarts
Harmonic
Hyperarchy (excessive government)    
Infowars
Merengue
Meringue
Nascar
Nephologic (cloud-like)
Nuclear family
Patriot
Penmanship
Pottery
Prism
Roentgen
Runcible spoons
Security
Sloth
Southern Poverty Law Center
Stemmatology (study of relationships between texts)
Surveillance
Tracking
Warp speed

Special thanks to the Glossaries of the Phrontistery.

Friday, February 8, 2013

The Wizards of Washington


The last time I posted, I asked, "Which fairytale character does our Chief Executive imitate?" This week I would like to ask, "Which fairytale figures do too many of our representatives in Washington fail to emulate?


I believe the answer lies in the American fairytale classic, The Wizard of Oz. I reread Frank Baum's book this past week, and for those of you who have never read it a first time, I will say this is one of the few cases where a movie not only lives up to the book, but possibly exceeds it—depending upon the strength of one's own imagination to visualize the story. The 1939 movie captured all of the book's original corniness. The short chapters make it a good read-aloud as a bedtime story, but great literature it is not, except for the message. As a character-building fable, The Wizard of Oz is very good indeed. 
 
The Scarecrow, as you may remember, wanted brains. The book resorts to a very bad pun, for in the end he receives "bran" new brains as the cereal grain is substituted for his straw, along with a few pins and needles to keep him "sharp." If only getting a brain was that simple! In Isaiah 3:4, Jerusalem and Judah were to lose their supply of brainpower when the Lord of Hosts proclaims, "I will make mere lads their princes, And capricious children will rule over them." Many of the behaviors we see in Washington are synonymous with childish: irresponsible and self-indulgent.


The Tin Woodsman, who had once been a flesh and blood human before his body parts were replaced with tin, wanted a heart. While he was rusting away in the woods before Dorothy found him, he realized that the greatest loss he had known was the loss of his heart. Matthew 24:12 says, "because lawlessness will be increased, the love of many will grow cold." Many who are under oath to "preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States" have become lawless and seek their own agendas instead.  Their love for people has grown cold.


The Cowardly Lion enters the story in a high-action scene. With one blow of his paw he sent the straw man spinning over and over to the edge of the road. He looked tough, but as soon as he met with some resistance his true nature came out. Revelation 21:8 lists the cowardly as those whose "part is in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death."  The faint-hearted who will not stand up to champion what is right are allowing political correctness to turn them away from the solid brick road and put the country on the pathway to destruction.


Brains. Heart. Courage. All are lacking among our leadership. But wait, there's more.


Dorothy had a virtuous quest too.  Her dream was to return to America's heartland. Kansas was her connection to home and family.  Too many of our officials and too many members of the media that represent them have no roots to the heartland. They have been called the "Inside the Beltway Crowd," but it is not just a geographical location. It is an idolatrous worldview on which they get drunk. They become sorry sorcerers of manipulation, lawless abusers of power who deconstruct rather than defend the Constitution.  


No root. No courage. No heart. No brain.  Weenie Wizards of Washington.  

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Which Fairytale is Figure is Obama? Gunning for Answers.


The really old fairy tales have come down through oral traditions. What most of the stories have in common are archetypal characters. By the end of the tale, love and virtue has conquered, and a moral lesson has been, if not learned, at least taught. If one reads enough fairytales, most human conditions common to man will be addressed, and most people will identify with one of the characterizations. So, which fairytale character is Barak Obama?

Since his reelection, he has most definitely become Sleeping Beauty's father. The story goes back centuries with roots in both France and Germany. Although the details vary, the core of the story remains intact. After many childless years, (some accounts portray consultations with a frog during this interval,) a long-awaited child is born. The king, in his joy, throws a grand feast. Among the guests, the numbers vary somewhat, but between 7 and 13 fairies bestow gifts of beauty, cheerfulness, song, charity, and such. One of the fairies was affronted, however, and either as a curse or a prophecy, declares that the princess will prick her finger on a spindle for spinning thread on her 16th (or 15th) birthday and die.

Different versions have varied explanations of how death is ameliorated into a hundred-year slumber, but all agree on the king's aggressive course of action: A national spindle ban! Not only does he outlaw spindles, spinning wheels are banned as well. Of course, this overly extreme and irrational act solves nothing. The kingdom's textile manufacturing tanks. Thread has to be imported from foreign markets, and the economy suffers from balance of trade issues. Shortages ensue while thread prices rise and quality drops. When the princess hits sweet sixteen, the inevitable happens. The castle is overtaken with brambles, thorns, and briers. The king becomes essentially irrelevant.

Do not miss the irony that Sleeping Beauty is rescued by a prince and his hunting party who are armed to the teeth with sharp objects.

Spindle photo from the Spinning Fishwife blog.